p.s. I forgot our anniversary

before it even happened.  I wrote on the calendar - on the fifth - a note;  five years.  

He asked me the other day, "what is this five years thing on the fifth"?  I said, (incredulously) "you don't know what day that is"?  

He says, "no".  And of course, I do the whole "pout-like-you're-hurt-men-always-forget-thing".  He points to the tenth and says, "this is our anniversary and I can't believe you forgot".  

So, I guess he's off the hook for at least the next five years  minutes.