Dear Blog:

You are the only one I can neglect for months at a time without nary a complaint.  You wait patiently for me to quit wasting time on Pinterest and Facebook educational sites and come back to you.  While you proudly display the blog-posts of yester-month, I go on about my days one after another without too much guilt because I know you have no choice been loyal.  For that I thank you, oh, dearest Blog.

Now if you could operate a coffee-maker, we might see one another more often.

I bid you adieu, and farewell, until next time, sweet Blog.

Don't wait up.

Love,